Presidential Speak

This post will have to be a serial blog, there are just too many of these gems floating around. Here are some of my immediate favorites (with links so you know it's not a liberal-conspiracy). They are a little outdated, but I dont' care. Is there any doubt that the man still smokes crack?


"I'm honored to, uh, shake the hand -- of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein." --May 25th, 2004

"To paraphrase President Kennedy, 'There's America, and then there's Texas.'"
--June 5th, 2004

"One of my hardest parts of my job is to console the family members who have lost their life."
--April 13th, 2004

---President George W. Bush, 2004