Things You Learn When You are Without Car
- Waiting for the Bus in the cold will make you colder than walking briskly home--Yes, even if it is a longer walk than wait.
- Bus Schedules are a vast metro joke, put there to mock us earth-loving pedestrians.
- Waiting for the Bus is like watching water boil--it is best not to count the minutes ticking by. Here are some ways to ensure that it will arrive:
- Jump inside CVS to get a snack bar
- Decide to take a cab home, 'cuz you are beginning to scowl openly at everyone
- You have decided to walk home, and you are half way there.
- Bill Clinton's My Life (audiobook that you downloaded from somewhere in the dregs of the internet) is infinitely less boring and even soothing when listened to on a long walk home
Additions from Andy!
- The city is actuallu dirtier than you originally thought (why is there so much garbage?)
- There are too many strange smells unaccounted for
- You can actually survive inhaling exhaust day in and day out.
- Wind chill factor is NO laughing matter
- A comfortable pair of walking shoes are your best friend.
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More things you learn when you are without a car:
-The city is actuallu dirtier than you originally thought (why is there so much garbage?)
-There are too many strange smells unaccounted for
-You can actually survive inhaling exhaust day in and day out.
-Wind chill factor is NO laughing matter
-A comfortable pair of walking shoes are your best friend.
In 100 years we should all be back to buggies and animals and dung. Enjoy.
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